That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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