yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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