Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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