If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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