K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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