is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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