who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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