i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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