We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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