Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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