My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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