You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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