I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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