I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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