You don't have asthma, your pregnant
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Randomize