I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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