Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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