do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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