:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My dick has a subreddit
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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