I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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