i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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