that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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