I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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