Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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