D3 body, D1 cock
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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