2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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