Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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