There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize