Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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