Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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