Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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