You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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