Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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