The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
if only i could text you this smell
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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