So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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