If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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