You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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