problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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