Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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