No awkward lesbian experiences without me
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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