I CAN MOONWALK!
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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