he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
this beer tastes like vomit already
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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