Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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