shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize