So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize