Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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