Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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