Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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