Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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