is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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